$PISS
THE MOST LIQUID TOKEN ON SOL
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THE BODILY FLUID WAR
(there can only be one)
$SHITCOIN
solid. boring. brown.
$BUTTCOIN
bottomed out. cheeks clapped.
$FARTCOIN
gas. no substance. evaporated.
$PISS
LIQUID GOLD. FLOWING. UNSTOPPABLE.
the one true bodily fluid token
IN EVERY BATHROOM, PISS COMES FIRST.
WHY $PISSCOIN
(the real questions)
MOST LIQUID ASSET
Can't spell liquidity without liquid. What's more liquid than piss? Nothing. Checkmate.
LITERALLY GOLD
Gold is yellow. Piss is yellow. Therefore piss = gold. This is chemistry, not financial advice.
TERRITORY MARKED
Dogs mark territory. Wolves mark territory. $PISS holders mark the entire blockchain.
THEY TOOK SHIT
$SHITCOIN? Taken. $BUTTCOIN? Taken. $FARTCOIN? Taken. Piss was RIGHT THERE.
HYDRATION = WEALTH
More water = more piss = more coins. The tokenomics are literally inside you.
BECAUSE WHY NOT
A dog pic is worth $50B. A piss coin is honestly one of the saner bets out here.
community hydration output
84,729,384 L
(and counting. stay hydrated.)
HYDRATION TIERLIST
(where do u fall?)
TOKENOMICS
(the boring part. jk its clean)
Total Supply
1,000,000,000
(1 billion golden drops)
LP
BURNED
(flushed forever)
Rug?
IMPOSSIBLE
(can't rug, won't rug)
Tax
0 / 0
(smooth like a golden stream)
FAQ
(frequently asked piss questions)